Awkward Confessions: It’s Not The Size That Matters, But How You USE IT!

I had a friend in high school whose mom was the epitome of Barbie-if Barbie was an alcoholic; a bubbly blonde, never a stray hair out of place, always perfectly dressed topped off with huge (FAKE) boobs. She was forever holding a drink of sorts that we knew contained vodka but which she would vehemently … Continue reading →

Awkward Confessions: Drug Dealing Stripper?

I was on a blind date set up by mutual friends going through the usual “get-to-know-each-other” questions, when my date inevitably asked me where I worked. Besides being a full time student, I told him I worked at a (medical marijuana) dispensary and was currently a pole dance instructor. As if blind first dates aren’t … Continue reading →